WittyMerch – Funny T-Shirts & Witty Gifts

Printed to order on soft, heavyweight Comfort Colors tees · Holiday gifts are here

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Original funny tees

Shirts that say it for you.

Witty, one-of-a-kind designs for dads, nurses, teachers, pet people, retirees and proud introverts. The gift that gets a laugh (and actually gets worn).

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✓ Soft Comfort Colors tees✓ Sizes S–4XL✓ Secure checkout
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Charting is my cardio ★ Certified thermostat guardian ★ My dog thinks I’m hilarious ★ Officially retired, unofficially napping ★ Low battery ★ Here for the pie ★ Professional overthinker ★ My opinion has been peer reviewed ★
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Who are you shopping for?

Every design is written for a specific kind of person. Pick yours.

🎄Holiday giftsCookie inspectors & pie loyalists 🌡️DadsThermostat guardians & lawn legends 🩺NursesCalm outside, coffee inside 🍎TeachersPatience: buffering… 🐶Pet peopleDog hair is an accessory 🏖️RetireesCalendar says: whatever 🔋IntrovertsLow battery. Do not disturb.
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Gift season

Holiday gifts that get a laugh

Order early: every shirt is printed just for you and usually arrives within 5–11 days.

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How it works

Funny shirt, zero hassle

1

Pick your joke

Choose a design, color and size. Every shirt shows the exact price for its size.

2

We print it fresh

Your shirt is printed to order on a soft, garment-dyed Comfort Colors tee.

3

Laughs delivered

It ships straight to you (or them). Most orders arrive within 5–11 days.

Daily comics

Fresh from the funny pages

A new comic every day starring Doug, Nora, Ivy, Earl, Marcus, Biscuit and Judge. See all comics or read our funny stories.

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Questions?

Good questions, honest answers

How long does shipping take?

Every shirt is made to order. Most orders arrive within 5–11 days of being placed. Shipping cost is calculated at checkout based on your order.

What are the shirts like?

We print on Comfort Colors garment-dyed heavyweight tees: soft, relaxed and with that lived-in vintage feel. Sizes run S–4XL.

Is checkout secure?

Yes. Checkout is handled by Fourthwall, our print-and-fulfillment partner, with secure card, Google Pay and PayPal options.

Can I send it as a gift?

Absolutely. Just enter the recipient’s shipping address at checkout.

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Original designs you won’t find on a thousand other shirts.

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